A model for pet owners

Greg LeNoir: artist's rendition.

Ladies and gentlemen, Greg LeNoir is the role model for pet owners everywhere. Why? The man dove head first into a marina and punched out a shark to save his dog. Seriously. He dove in and punched a five foot shark that was trying to eat his dog, causing the shark to let go and saving Jake, his rat terrier. I couldn't make this up if I wanted to.

This guy is on par with Chuck Norris.