NyQuil

♥

I'm still kind of sick, but doing much better than I was yesterday. Moving was hard yesterday. Normally I move around when I sleep, but on Thursday morning I woke up in exactly the same position I was in when I went to sleep: lying flat on my back with my arms at my side.

Thanks to that beautiful, green, viscous liquid I was able to sleep through the night. I know they make it in cherry flavor now but that just screams to the world, "I'm a sissy who can't handle the taste of real NyQuil." When I take a swig of NyQuil I want to be reminded that I'm a man. Then I want to pass out for at least 8 hours.

It's such a glorious thing.